I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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