your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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