Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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