Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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