The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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