The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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