He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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