I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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