I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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