Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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