I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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