In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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