Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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