Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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