ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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