his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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