Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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