i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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