so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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