Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize