He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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