My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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