great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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