is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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