You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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