Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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