he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he fucked my hip out of place.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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