I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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