Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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