You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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