NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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