I need help removing her.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
