And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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