yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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