i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize