Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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