Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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