I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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