I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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