WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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