You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Randomize
