scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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