Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
