it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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