The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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