I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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