If i come over, it means nothing
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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