They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
