Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Too much gin, very little bucket
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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