If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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