Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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