I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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