I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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