Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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