also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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