we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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