he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
