garbage
garbage dick
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you win
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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