This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
